Old Quotes, copied from Facebook

I haven't added to this in a long time, so most of these quotes are from 2007 and 2008.  

R: Mommy, this little angel has a poopy diaper! 

Dad: S and B have the bluest eyes! 

T: Maybe God made them that way just because he wanted them to look pretty.

"Mom, one day when I'm bigger I'm going to climb up in that tree one last time and find a wife and we'll climb back down and I'll marry her." T, age 5

So, lately we've been letting T (5.5) watch real TV because the old Incredible Hulk comes on a new channel we get with the DTV converter box. Well, he's become quite the salesman and reminded us why we don't like commercials, especially for our kids:Mom: Chris, we really need to get a new vacuum. I can't keep borrowing one.T: Mom, you need to get the steam cleaner from the TV. It will clean everything. You can drop anything on the floor and it will just clean it. It's supposed to last forever. It can clean up anything we want it to actually!
Mom: T, you need to stop fooling around and finish your schoolwork.T: Mom, I'm cold. I need a blanket with sleeves so I can do my schoolwork AND be warm. You know, you could use one too and drink coffe while you're warm. 

 We don't do the santa thing around here, but my kids necessarily hear about the jolly guy anyway. After a particular Santa-themed story-hour at the library, the kids asked why we would have to think about whether or not we would go to the Santa picture night instead of just going. After a brief explanation about why we don't "do" santa,

Mom: Santa's only real in the way that Barney and Elmo are real. They're character's that somebody's made up.T (5): But Mom, Elmo IS real!

"Mom, I have good news, bad news, and funny news." T at 4 

"Watch a mobie when you leave?"R, at 2, hoping Dad will let him watch a movie while I'm at WalMart (it usually works)
T [after listening to a Mom and Dad "only" conversation]: "So, Mommy, what happens when there is a knot in the unbiblical cord?" 

"Hey, Mom, I wish I could be like Tom; you know be naked and just run after a mouse." WHAT!!!??? T 9/16/08 

I think we drink too much coffee...this was a conversation overheard while my boys were playing...: T (5): Robert what are you making?R(3): Coffee.T: What is your name?"
R: John Piatt [the owner of the local coffee-shop ]T: Ok, then i want a latte with a little bit of cream in it.

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